Well my bearded buddy, that theory would work, but of course there is the obvious flaw to this logic. I have Guida that flawed my logic recently, you have Alan Belcher. Yo want a crappy tattoo? He is your man. Apparently they say it is Johnny Cash on his arm, but is it really? I suspect it is Chairman Mao on his arm, holding a guitar.

It will go down as the worst tattoo ever, and he recently lost at UFC 100.