The internet is now consumed by the dad joke – what do you call a man with no shins? If this has left you seriously confused, we have revealed the answer below!
Just like the one above, there is no lack of one-liners that’ll ever cease to amuse you. For years, dad jokes have served as interesting conversation starters and a great source of laughter.
If you thought cracking the duck that steals and cow with two legs jokes was too easy, we bet you can’t guess this one!
What do you call a man with no shins?
So, what do you call a man with no shins?
The answer is…
Didn’t see that coming, did you? We’ve got more of these for you!
More hilarious dad jokes
Here are more funny dad jokes with funnier answers.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? – Gummy Bear
- Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
- Why did the Mexican install a mousetrap? Tequila mouse.
- Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
- Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It’s tearable.
- What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles
- What should you say when a salmon asks you for a lighter? I didn’t know you smoked, salmon.
- Why is Mexican ice cream spicy? Because it was chilli in the freezer.
- What number do you call for emergencies in Mexico? Nine Juan Juan.
Internet joke leaves users in splits
Getting back to the joke about a man with no shins, the majority of social media users either couldn’t crack it or were left in hysterics on finding the answer. Here’s how some reacted to it.
One said: “I so wasn’t expecting that! It’s hilarious!”
“Hahahahah..I love these types of dad jokes,” said another.
Another wrote: “I actually laughed at that joke so hard… I’ve never heard it before”
